Saturday, October 10, 2009

WINNIE-THE-POOH: THE EARLY YEARS

As a young boy, I loved to read the stories of Alan Alexander Milne, the creator of Winnie-the-Pooh and his cast of characters. Even before I could read, my folks would read me the stories as I enjoyed the illustrations by E.H. Shepard. It was the age of innocence until the big bad Disney Corporation acquired the rights in 1961. Today, according to Fortune Magazine, Winnie-the-Pooh features and merchandise bring in to Disney as much revenue as Mickey and Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy and Pluto combined.

Be that as it may, I prefer the early, pre-Disney, uncommercialized Pooh Bear stories. When I was in law school, in the late 1960's, the University of Illinois introduced the "free university" in which anyone who wanted to teach a course could do so. A course was formed to read and analyze the Winnie-the-Pooh stories, and I eagerly signed up. It was held one evening each week, off campus, for about 2 hours, and about 10 students signed up. In each session, we would choose one story and each student would portray a character. By popular acclaim, I became the permanent Pooh. Apparently, my voice was perfect for the part.

The characters were essentially the toys belonging to Milne's son, Christopher Robin Milne (1920-1996), who was the narrator of the stories. In Shepard's illustrations, young Christopher Robin is pictured with a page boy haircut, wears a dress and says stuff like "tut, tut, it looks like rain." I was very young, and I thought he was a girl, but apparently that's how young boys dressed in England in the 1920's when Milne wrote the books. In school, young Christopher was often teased about the stories and poetry written about him, and he learned to box to fend off the teasing. He was skilled in mathematics and also in working with his hands. For example, he could pick locks, and he was able to modify a cap gun to fire real bullets. In later life, C.R. came to resent his starring role in the stories, believing that his father exploited him.

After serving honorably in World War II, he returned to England, earned a degree in English at Cambridge, married his cousin Lesley, and quietly ran a bookstore in Dartmouth for many years. Matrons often brought their children in to meet the "original Christopher Robin." Chris was uncomfortable with that, but smiled politely.

In the beginning, Chris received a 2 foot light colored teddy bear for his first birthday which he called Edward Bear. In the stories, of course, Winnie-the-Pooh was his teddy bear. It's not clear how the name got changed, but he named the bear after Winnie, the bear cub at the London Zoo. Christopher spent a lot of time at the zoo, and he especially loved the bear. The bear was tame, and, unbeknownst to the zoo's insurance company, Christopher was allowed to spend time in the cage with it.

The bear's story is interesting. A Canadian officer named Harry Colebourn purchased the female bear cub in White River, Ontario for $20 from a hunter who had killed its mother. He named the bear "Winnie" after his hometown Winnepeg, Manitoba. Colebourn was shipped to England with his unit in World War I, and he sneaked the bear on the troop ship with him as a mascot. He couldn't take the bear with him to the front lines in France, so he left it at the London Zoo. After he returned from the war, he donated Winnie to the zoo where it was a popular attraction for many years.

The stories are set at Crotchford Farm where the Milnes lived, located in Ashdown Forest in East Sussex, England. Just outside Ashdown Forest is the Five Hundred Acre Wood, which, in the Pooh stories, is called "Hundred Acre Wood."

In 1930, Milne sold the rights to Stephen Slesinger for $1,000 and 66% of the income, thus creating a licensing agreement. Slesinger was a marketing genius, and within 2 years, Pooh became a $50 million a year business with a board game, puzzles, dolls, animation, a radio show and even a motion picture. Among other things, Slesinger dressed Pooh in his familiar red shirt.

The lovable characters mirror real life personalities, neuroses and all. Pooh exhibits signs of obsessive-compulsive behavior, walking around in circles. Piglet is a small, timid animal, struggling to be brave. He probably has an inferiority complex. Kanga, the only female character, is the classic Jewish mother. Eeyore, the stuffed donkey, with his negativity and sarcasm, suffers from depression. Tigger, the stuffed tiger is hyperactive.

What is it about cartoon characters? The Looney Tunes characters created by Mel Blanc, all have speech defects. Porky Pig stutters. Elmer Fudd can't pronounce "R's". Tweety can't pronounce "th" or "s". Sylvester the Cat has a lisp. Taz can't talk at all. Bugs Bunny has a thick Brooklyn accent. I suppose if they were all normal, nobody would tune in.

Back to our Winnie-the-Pooh friends. They eat different foods. Pooh, of course, likes honey ("hunny"). Pooh's best friend, Piglet is fond of "haycorns". Kanga feeds little Roo "extract of malt" to make him big and strong. Tigger, bouncing up and down and off the walls, is taken in by Kanga's motherly instincts. He can't decide what Tiggers eat. (Fortunately, it's not the other characters.) He tries honey, acorns, thistles and everything in Kanga's pantry. He eventually finds that he likes Roo's "extract of malt" best.

Rabbit is the most sociable character. He is the organizer who usually has a hare brained plan to help Pooh and Piglet in their latest adventure. Rabbit has an extended family of assorted "Friends and Relations", mostly unnamed minor animals in the forest. For example, in my favorite, "The Search for Small", the characters devise elaborate plans to locate one of Rabbit's lost Friends and Relations, a tiny wasp named Small who is finally found by Piglet at the bottom of a gravel pit.

Owl has the persona of the wise old owl who can read and write, and spells his name "wol". Actually, in the southern England Kentish and Sussex dialects, that is the correct word and spelling. Owl, being "wise" likes to give advice and opinions which are, more often than not, disregarded.

Eeyore is constantly rebuilding his house which keeps falling down after "woozles" bounce on it. Of course, anyone whose house keeps being destroyed would be upset and depressed.

Piglet lives in a beech tree next to a sign "Trespassers Will" which Piglet insists is short for his grandfather's name, "Trespassers William".

Pooh, as we all know, is Christopher Robin's favorite. He lives in a hollow tree under a sign reading "Mr. Sanders" a previous tenant who joined the army and became a Colonel. Pooh tends to over-indulge in honey and gets stuck in inopportune places like a honey pot or the entrance to Rabbit's subterranean den.

The stories abound with fictional animals. For example, our friends are terrorized by a "heffalump" which, in Shepard's illustrations resembles an elephant like creature. Perhaps that is how a young child would pronounce the word "elephant".

Milne invented a game called "Poohsticks" in which the characters throw sticks from a bridge into the current and bet on which stick will come out first on the downstream side of the bridge. The game has become popular in England, so much so, that the trees in the area of the bridge in Ashdown Forest have been decimated. Competitors have been advised to bring their own sticks. The annual World's Poohsticks Championship has been held on the Thames River in Oxfordshire since 1984. It features both individual and team events. The winners receive gold medals and Winnie-the-Pooh teddy bears. Winning teams have come from as far away as Japan, Czech Republic and Australia.

AS one can see, these innocent stories and poems of A.A. Milne have had a meaningful effect on world culture. In Warsaw, Poland a street is named Ulica Kubusia Puchatka after the popular bear. In Poland, a male bear with a female name doesn't work, so he is called Kubus Puchatek (Jacob the Pooh). Budapest, Hungary also has a street named after Winnie-the-Pooh. In Dreamworks' 2007 film, Bee Movie, Pooh and Piglet are tranquilized and the "hunny" jar is confiscated. Adults enjoy the stories as much as the children. Humor is universal.

KENNETH SUSKIN

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Sunday, January 20, 2008

WACKY CARTOON WORLD OF JAY WARD

One of the funniest men of our time was Jay Ward. Perhaps his name doesn't ring a bell, but his cartoon characters do--Rocky & Bullwinkle, George of the Jungle, Super Chicken, even Cap'n Crunch (as in cereal). His colorful characters and memorable punch lines bring a smile and a hearty laugh to most people.

Although you'd never know it from his wacky humor, Ward was actually a smart guy. Born in Berkeley, California, he graduated from California-Berkeley with a BA and went on to Harvard Business School where he received an MBA. He started his career as a real estate broker and continued to operate the firm as a fallback business even after he had some early success with Crusader Rabbit--a joint effort with his boyhood buddy Alex Anderson. Anderson was a nephew of Terrytoons creator Paul Terry (remember Mighty Mouse). Crusader Rabbit ran from 1949 to 1952, and was a precursor to Ward's later success with Rocky & Bullwinkle. In a 1956 court battle, Ward lost the rights to Crusader Rabbit, but some of the character themes re-appeared in his later, more familiar (to us) works.

In 1959, he partnered with Bill Scott to create Rocky & his Friends. Eventually, the pair created 326 episodes of 3 1/2 minutes each. They assembled a first class team of voice-over actors including:

Bill Scott: Bullwinkle, Fearless Leader, Super Chicken, Tom Slick, George, Dudley DoRight
June Foray: Rocky, Natasha Fatale, Marigold (Tom Slick's girlfriend), Ursula (George's girlfriend), old lady
Paul Frees: Boris Badenov, Fred the Lion, Baron Otto Matic, Ape
Bill Conrad: Frenetic narrator

The appeal of Ward's cartoons was that they could be viewed on two levels. Small children enjoyed the animated characters and slapstick antics, while adults appreciated the satire which went over the heads of children.

For example, Boris & Natasha, the spies, spoke with mock-Russian accents. Boris Badenov's name was a play on that of 16th century Russian Tsar Boris Gudunov and the Mussorgsky opera of the same name. Probably most adults weren't aware of that either. Badenov claimed to go to college. The shapely Natasha, a former Miss Transylvania, queried him, "Penn State?" "No," Boris replied, "State Pen." But in another episode he claimed to have attended USC--University of Safe Cracking. The unholy two came from the fictional country Pottsylvania which was led by the ruthless Fearless Leader who bore a resemblance to a Russian commissar. "Badenov, you nombskull, you must keel moose and sqvurrel." Boris was proud that the nicest thing Fearless Leader ever did for him was sending a picture of himself to Boris inscribed, "Drop dead" (signed) Fearless Leader. He did award Boris the highest honor of his country, the Pottsylvanian Double Cross.

The hapless duo, Rocky and Bullwinkle lived in snow covered Frostbite Falls, Minnesota where Bullwinkle was the football star from the local college, Whassomatta U. There they were tormented by the aforementioned masters of disguises, Boris and Natasha. Some of their better disguises included Swami Ben Boris; Mohave Max; Movie Director Alfred Hitchhike; Mayor Avaricious J. Wardheeler; and Top Salesman of Dancer, Prancer, Blitzen & Fink Advertising Agency.

In one serial, our two heroes were in charge of protecting the Kerward Derby, a hat that if one puts it on his head, he becomes the smartest person in the world. The dimwitted Bullwinkle put the hat on and began reciting the Pythagoran Theorem. TV personality Durward Kirby threatened to sue Ward, and Ward replied that he wanted Kirby to sue (for the free publicity), and he would even pay Kirby's legal expenses if he did so. No suit was forthcoming.

At the end of each episode, usually with our heroes Rocky & Bullwinkle in serious peril, the announcer would urge you to stay tuned for the next adventure with titles like "Mine Eyes Have Seen the Gory" or "Moose's in the Cold, Cold Ground."

Another Ward character, Super Chicken (secret identity: the wealthy Henry Cabot Henhouse III) got his degree from Harvard School of Watchmaking (Tick Tock Tech). Super Chicken had a faithful butler/sidekick, Fred, a lion with a New York Jewish accent. The cartoon was a parody of Batman & Robin. When the emergency call came in, Super Chicken would gulp down the "super sauce" from a martini glass and don his "Super Suit" which was a plumed cavalier's hat, cape, boots, mask and sword. When Super Chicken would suggest a dangerous plan to stop the bad guys, he would say to the reluctant Fred, "You knew this job was dangerous when you took it Fred." Fred would ask Super Chicken why he didn't use his "super vision" to spot the bad guys, and S.C. would respond, "If I had any supervision, do you think I'd be running around dressed like this?" Or, in another episode, "Fat Man, you're under arrest." "How'd you know it was me Super Chicken?" "Well I found 52 candy bar wrappers at the scene of the crime, so I knew it wasn't the Thin Man."

Ward created Tom Slick, the all-American boy hot rodder driving his Thunderbolt Grease Slapper in hotly contested races like the almost famous Muncie to Pittsburgh road race. His formidable adversary, the evil Baron Otto Matic ("Cheating is my favorite sport.") and his small brained henchman Crutcher cooked up schemes to defeat the clean living Tom Slick and his clean scrubbed girlfriend Marigold.

Then there was the world's smartest talking dog, Peabody, with his pet boy Sherman, driving the wayback machine to various periods in history, meeting famous historical figures. For example, consider William Shakespeare's feud with "that darned Francis Bacon." Upon being conked on the head with a flowerpot from Bacon, he cried out, "Bacon, you'll fry for this!"

And of course, who could forget George of the Jungle, a Tarzan parody, with his faithful pooch, Shep (an elephant) and his intelligent Ape friend (voice of Paul Frees) who spoke with an upper class British accent.

In recent years, Hollywood has capitalized on Ward's appeal and has made feature films (partially animated) of George of the Jungle and Rocky & Bullwinkle . Boris and Natasha were played by Jason Alexander and Rene Russo respectively. Fearless Leader was played by Robert DiNiro. Incidentally, the film bombed, both financially and critically.

In one of my favorite episodes, the World Economic Council determined that the world economy was based on box tops and Bullwinkle kept the largest collection of boxtops on the planet. Of course, the notorious Boris and Natasha devised a fiendish plan to make counterfeit box tops and soon scooped up all the premiums offered and destroyed the world economy, making everyone's box tops worthless. The cereal company sponsor of the show was not amused.

During the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis of the early 1960's, Ward championed the admission of Moosylvania as the 52nd state (so all the states could appear comfortably on a deck of cards, and Bullwinkle owned the Ajax playing card company), and he actually went to the White House in Washington with a camera crew and knocked at the door. He was escorted away at gunpoint.

Jay Ward died on Columbus Day, 1989, at age 69, leaving a rich legacy of animated cartoonage plus the trademark characters for Cap'n Crunch and other cereals.

We'll leave you with the words to the Super Chicken theme song:

When you find yourself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin"
Puk, puk, puk, puk
There is someone waiting
Who will hurry up and rescue you
Just call for Super Chicken
Puk, ack!
Fred if you're afraid you'll have to overlook it,
Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it
Puk ack!
He will drink his super sauce,
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And he will bring them in alive and kickin'
Puk, puk, puk, puk
There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
Call for Super Chicken
Puk, puk, puk, puk
Call for Super Chicken!
Puk ack!

KENNETH SUSKIN
1/20/08

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